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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?
Hippo-critical.
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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?
A lickalottapuss.
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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?
Hippocampus!
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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?
Hippo-critical.
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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?
In the I.C.U.
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