What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.