What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.