What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.