What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?