What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!