What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."