What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.