What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.