What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.