What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.