What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.