What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine