What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.