What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.