What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish