What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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Why did the salad cross the road?

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing