What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.