What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.