What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.