What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing