What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.