What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.