What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"