What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.