What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch