What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.