What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano