What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll