What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.