What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.