What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.