What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.