What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.