What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.