What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.