What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.