What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.