What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.