What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!