What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.