What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.