What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland