What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.