What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!