What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

Previous Random Joke Next

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Mallard Jokes More Mallard Jokes

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.