What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"