What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!