What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack