What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.