What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong