What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!